The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew not where to search.
The Righteous Man perceived this and said in jest “Seek the lord God in the land of New Mexico, for I hear he is on a tortilla”
But, lo, the angel Castiel did not understand this jest and gave consideration to the Righteous Man’s suggestion.
Then he spake and said “Nay, he resides not on any flat-bread” and an awkward silence did fall.
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Christian Taylor:This actor, as we all know Dylan, is effortlessly talented. It’s incredible.
Jeff Davis: Yeah, it’s kind of amazing finding an actor like Dylan—
Christian Taylor: Oh look, look, wait, look at his head! If you see on his forehead, he actually—
Jeff: if you rewind back [both laughs] you’ll see a mark on his forehead, what did he do?
Christian: He got hit by…
Jeff: He walked right into a camera.
#to everyone that thinks that Lucifer is the only fucked up one in the family #meet Michael #This guy got genuine enjoyment out of blowing his sister up in flames #just because she tried to touch his little brother’s stuff #at least when Lucifer killed a sibling #it was necessary for his cause #not avoidable like Anna’s death could have been #and Lucifer very obviously regretted it #but Michael? he don’t give a fuck #I’d love to see inside his brain #he hates Lucifer but loves him to death #and even though Lucifer actually asks Michael to stop the Apocalypse he doesn’t #but up until that point he had shown no interest in getting his ”true” vessel#Michael twisted his own perception to allow his morals to coincide with his actions#Lucifer talked back and Michael made him the monster #but Michael didn’t get a single hit in on Lucifer at Stull #and neither did Lucifer for him. #For all that Sam was supposedly just like Lucifer #I think a lot of people overlooked just how alike Dean and Michael really were #They draw enjoyment from their perception of justice and violence #but neither can raise a hand to their baby brothers even if it’s their job and they’re the only one who can #even if their dads gave the command; gave the order that was always law in the past #they won’t. #And just like Dean was willing to go down with Sam during Croatoan #Michael let himself go down with Lucifer into the Pit. #Because no one is pulling an archangel anywhere they don’t want to go#and in the end Michael knew that if Lucifer was going to suffer he was not going to suffer alone.